Terms of Service

Last updated: May 6, 2026

These are the terms of service for slopshops.ai. By using the site or submitting the waitlist form, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.

Who we are

slopshops.ai is operated by Donald Frank Brinkman Jr. as a sole proprietor based in Washington, United States. We may transfer operation of the site to a company we form in the future; if we do, these terms will continue to apply, with the company stepping into our role.

What slopshops.ai is right now

Right now, slopshops.ai is a landing page describing a project that does not yet exist as a working service, and a waitlist form for people who want to hear about the project as it develops. That is all. We are not currently providing hosting, deployments, or any other service. We make no commitment about whether or when any such service will exist.

When and if we launch additional services, we will publish updated terms covering those services before they go live.

The waitlist

By submitting your email address to the waitlist, you indicate that you would like to receive occasional emails about slopshops.ai. We will not send you marketing for unrelated products. You can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email we send you, or by emailing us directly.

We reserve the right to remove anyone from the waitlist for any reason, including abusive submissions, automated signups, and use of the optional "vibe" field for content we consider inappropriate.

What we promise

We do not promise that slopshops.ai will be available at any particular time, that the waitlist will result in any particular service, or that any service we eventually offer will work as described. We may change, pause, or discontinue any aspect of the project at any time without notice.

The site is provided "as is" and "as available." To the maximum extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability to you for any claim arising out of or relating to the site or these terms is limited to one hundred U.S. dollars ($100). We are not liable for indirect, incidental, consequential, special, or punitive damages.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of certain damages. In those jurisdictions, the limitations above apply only to the extent permitted.

Acceptable use

You agree not to:

• Submit information about other people without their permission
• Use the form to harass, threaten, or impersonate anyone
• Attempt to circumvent our rate limits, security measures, or honeypot fields
• Use automated tools to submit the form
• Submit content that is illegal, infringing, defamatory, or otherwise harmful

Intellectual property

All content on slopshops.ai — including the text, the visual design, the cycling-variant system, the brand identity, and the source code — belongs to us or to our licensors. You may not copy, reproduce, or create derivative works from it without our permission, except for fair use as recognized under applicable law.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Washington, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles. Any dispute will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in that state, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction of those courts.

Changes to these terms

We may update these terms from time to time. The "Last updated" date at the top will reflect the most recent change. Continued use of the site after a change constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.

Contact

For any question about these terms, email [email protected].